Sometimes at work we play this game called Dream Boy Outfit where we describe what we think the best hunky outfits are. Just the other day I was describing this very outfit and then hours later I stumbled across this Swede! Throw a skateboard in there and bam this one is nearly perfect.
My mum just asked if I'd heard of SpiritHoods cause they are "really big here in Ft Lauderdale".. yikes. Then my worst nightmare came true when she asked if I'd ever wear one which usually means she's already bought one (retailing for $129). And then it got one million times worse:
For some reason a lot of the time boys hate our clothes. Among other things, a lot of them seem to hate: high buns, crop tops, death lippy, long floraly things, combat boots, harem pants, and high waisted stuff. So basically everything good!! Quoi le fuck!
What's wrong with hunks these days?? Some of these dudes wouldn't know a good outfit if it smacked them in the face! *Disclaimer: We know this isn't entirely true by any stretch of the imagination and that there's lots of cool boys who like cool chicks in cool clothes and have really awesome taste so CALM DOWN, cool guy! We're not talking about you! Don't get so offended!
It's that time of year again. Halloween is swiftly approaching and you know what that means... Hunks in horror movies! We've compiled a list of our favourite hunks starring in the scariest seasonally appropriate films for our favourite non-holiday holiday. We have villainous hunks, hunks who get killed, un-dead bloodsucking hunks, heroic hunks who save the day, monster hunks, even a few detective hunks! Feast your eyes.
Skeet Ulrich in Scream. 90's heartthrobs never get old.
Ryan Phillipe in I Know What You Did Last Summer. JLH and SMG are the luckiest ladies on earth. FPJr was in this too I think but RP totally stole the hunk show, no question. Check out that tank top! And SMG's stupid hat...
Brad Pitt in Seven. Need I say more? He really knows how to work 90's spiked hair. Baaaby.
More Brad! This time with Tom Cruise in Interview With a Vampire. A 12 year old Kirsten Dunst got to kiss one of them but I can't remember who. I hope it was Brad, he's way hunkier than Tom.
I don't know if Sleepy Hollow really counts as a horror movie, but it was kind of spooky at least and Johnny Depp was in it so we're including it.
Josh Hartnett sporting some winter gear to slay vampires in 30 Days of Night. Hubba hubba, Canada Goose jackets have never looked so fine.
I fell asleep during The Strangers but I remember Scott Speedman being fairly hunky in it. I assume he dies in the end.
Again, I'm not sure if The Wolfman is really a horror movie in the truest sense of the word, but there's monsters in it and Benicio del Toro so it's in! It was hard to find a still hunky enough to do him justice because Benicio spends most of the movie as a wolf, hence the title.
Ruffalo and DiCaprio? Together? In a 1950's-set thriller? Yes please! I love Leo even if he is crazy. Sorry if that ruined the ending if you haven't seen it... Watch it anyway, there's hunks!